I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
The uberlube is also flammable
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I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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