so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I believe in your delicious
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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