So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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