Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize