Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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