I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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