With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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