So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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