I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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two words: eviction party
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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