Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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