So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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