I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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