I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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