Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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