Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm sobbing to NWA
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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