He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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