Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
She is in my trunk
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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