Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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