they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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