wat bout pragnant strippers??
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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