its not stalking. its research.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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