Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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