Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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