I think my fart just growled at me.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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