in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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