Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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