The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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