Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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