I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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