But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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