Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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