She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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