her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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