and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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