i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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