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  • 69 57
    Submitted by osellr on Apr 1, 10 at 5:02pm

    It's alright to be a redneck. - Alan Jackson

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:31am

    hey 11:59, what if he means diameter?

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:48pm

    ohh jacksonville, this is why i don't go to your bars anymore.

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:28am

    did someone honestly say nascar was a sport?!? are you effin' kidding me you hilljack? it's like wwe/f wrestling you mobile home dweller. all planned out. nothing "sporty" about it.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:45am

    236, go shoot yourself please. or date sahel kazemi.

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:59pm

    Would not have been able to stop myself from responding, "I don't find 3 to be a particularly intimidating number."

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:33pm

    Its funny how everyone assumes that this happened in Jax considering all the hick towns in the 904...Starke, Lawtey, Callahan, Yulee, Hilliard, Middleburg, Macclenny, Sanderson...really...do I need to continue? Sadly, I know at least one person that thinks so highly of himself...but I can confirm...it isnt him...lol

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:29am

    this is glorious, it seems dale has gone to race in a vaginal place

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:26pm

    This made me laugh so fucking hard.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:26pm

    Is he as fast as Dale too?

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:57pm

    11.29 you just became my favorite person. Don't bust out the stereotypes, guys, Dale Sr. was actually a pretty badass dude, and I'm from the Northeast. Not all NASCAR fans are hicks, trust me on that one. ..a good majority of them are, but not ALL of them xD

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:36am

    I miss DAAAALLE....sniff :_( waaaahhh...

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:36am

    Every time he looks at his penis, he thinks of another man, huh? Hmm... that sounds strange to me.

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:09pm

    That is a fucking awesome tat. absolutely hilarious

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:42pm

    This is terrible and very red-neckish. Does he have a tattoo of a Budweiser can on his arm?

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:06am

    buddy of mine tattoed a hand giving the finger on his ass. Talk about white trash

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:41am

    haha, this is hilarious. to everyone saying "run away" i really hope she slept with him. this is awesome in so many ways! and i'm not a hick, i'm from new york city

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:31am

    im from alabama n this would be a horrible night for me

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:54pm

    I hope you ran away laughing your ass off

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:00pm

    Good lawd, that is unfortunate.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:47pm

    this fucking site wont let me put up the link from youtubea

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:33am

    8:13, well fuckin said.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:23pm

    I would totally have slept with this guy. That is amazing. I am a huge Nascar fan and a girl, and -shocker- I can read and write and I am going to college. I think this is the greatest thing ever!

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:13pm

    in Alabama this would be a good night

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:12pm

    This is what you get for searching for a mate in a trailer park.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:45pm

    this HAS to be Lawtey.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:08am

    That is the funniest text, ever. I'm not suprised at all it came from the Jacksonville area!

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:13am

    Totally agree with 12:07. That is just pure dedication right there!!!

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:15am

    5:27....couldn't have said it better myself! GO SR.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:43pm

    Oh God, I read the text and was thinking "Hah, sounds like Baker County" and what do you know...it's from good ol' 904.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:53pm

    sometimes it is a shame to live in jacksonville. love it, crazy ass people and place, but some of the shit is just nasty.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:51pm

    actually, Chinese people cant drive. Trust me. I have been to China.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:07am

    This is the best post ever put up. If you are even a casual NASCAR fan this is hysterical

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:00pm

    More like, how many inches it is when fully erect.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:29pm

    Haha, same here 1:51. Crossing streets there means gambling with your life.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:42pm

    fake. mega fake actually.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:42pm

    Gross, disgusting, redneck, disappointment to this country. Dirty fucking south.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:56pm

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:33pm

    You stay classy, Duval!

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:58pm

    Let's get NASCAR drunk!!!

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:17pm

    In that case, thank God I don't live in Alabama.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:20am

    xx bans will be instated soon and it will be sooo great

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:10am

    XD Middleburg all the way.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:21pm

    That is awesome! GO DALE SR.!!!!!! 11:29 = hilarious. By the way, NASCAR fans rule! Some may be hicks, but most are just normal people. NASCAR rules above every other sport out there!

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:46pm

    i love rednecks watch ? v = x h79kWhxBh8

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:19pm

    I agree the rest are stereotypes but chinese ppl can't drive is a fact. Along with black ppl eat fried chicken all the time

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:14am

    Hey 2:26... GO FUCK YOURSELF. Stop trying to ruin shit for everyone else. Loser. That shit is awesome. DALE SR. LIVES FOREVER.

  • 35 59
    Submitted by laidiesman on Jun 23, 10 at 12:36am

    You know you're a redneck if...

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:58am

    2:26: motherfucker. >.<

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:13am

    this has to be fake. nascar fans don't know how to read or write... any girl who would go home with a nascar fan would not even have a cell phone... how could she text someone. i call fake.

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:57pm

    WIN at 11:05 :D EPIC FAIL of a tattoo... run.. he will never do much but own a truck and drink beer

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:09am

    You might be a redneck if...

  • 40 81
    Submitted by Dr_sparkles on Jun 3, 10 at 11:49pm

    It isn't a sport it's hicks driving in circles almost as boring as golf

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:50am

    OMG I TOTALLY SLEPT WITH THAT GUY...SUCH A BAD LAY

  • 45 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:57am

    Most. White. Trash. Text. Ever.

  • 18 43
    Submitted by girlygears13 on Jan 24, 12 at 8:04pm

    I'll take deal breaker for $1000 Alex...

  • 41 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:27pm

    Should have got an 88 instead. That way it will have all these built up expectations that it never fulfills .

  • 39 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:00pm

    Wow.... Just wow. I'm surprised this isn't from the good ole' 502, really.

  • 29 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:05pm

    Christ... Nascar fans are an embarrassment to America.