My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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