I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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