Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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