Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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