Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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