It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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