I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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