I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I don't think brook has ever known best
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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