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  • 87 40
    Submitted by OllieFranks on Aug 18, 13 at 3:22pm

    Oh wow. That's actually not funny at all. I hope you weren't driving.

  • 41 36
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Aug 19, 13 at 9:47pm

    jeez...I know my cock is big, but I didn't think it would shatter your jaw

  • 45 54
    Submitted by AngrySailor on Aug 18, 13 at 6:25pm

    You were talking, when you should have been listening. That's what happened.

  • 34 36
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 19, 13 at 2:39am

    "You and what army?"

  • 38 44
    Submitted by thirrteen on Aug 18, 13 at 5:29pm

    So like all good stories it begins like this:\n\nNo shit, there I was...

  • 33 40
    Submitted by JuggsaPoppin on Aug 19, 13 at 6:49am

    All I remember was you saying, "Hey y'all! Look at this..."

  • 40 58
    Submitted by dilla on Aug 18, 13 at 3:10pm

    you phucked up ass hat.four syllables complete answer.

  • 32 44
    Submitted by dilla on Aug 18, 13 at 3:12pm

    shit five. I'm phucked up too.