so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Say something about gay babies.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I wish life had little blips of pornography
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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