how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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