Kiss
Puke
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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