Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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