I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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