Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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